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Say hello to Curve-Free Checking and goodbye to monthly fees and dangerous groupthink.

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Curve-Free Checking

Switch to Curve-Free Checking today. Keeping your money with a traditional financial institution benefits the globalist elite’s agenda of pushing the Round Earth myth in order to control humanity and achieve world domination.

Curve-Free Features

Curve-Free Checking comes with all of the perks you expect from Flat Earth Credit Union, and has no monthly fees. See why over 100,000 members have switched their checking accounts to FECU and never looked back.

  • No Monthly Fees

  • No Minimum Balance Requirements

  • Free Debit Card with Flat Earth Design

  • Free Checkbook with Flat Earth Design

  • ATM Fee Refunds for Any ATM on the Flat Earth

  • All Interchange Fee Income Funds Flat Earth Research

WHAT OUR MEMBERS SAY

Don’t just take our word for it. See what some of our 122,926 woke members have to say about Curve-Free Checking.

I can finally sleep at night knowing that my hard-earned money isn’t being used by some big bank to further the Round Earth agenda.

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The Curve-Free Debit Card design is a real conversation-starter! You won’t believe how many gas station employees I’ve forced into uncomfortable conversations about the shape of the earth thanks to FECU.

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